another angry cat falls in love

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IvyisGay: ffffuck
DoveChocolate: what is it, Ivypool?
IvyisGay: thank god its only you and Briarlight on
IvyisGay: I fell in love with 2 cats
BrIarlight: ooooo who are they :o
IvyisGay: Blossomfall and Fernsong
DoveChocolate: isn't Fernsong a guy
IvyisGay: yes and I'm 90% sure he's gay so I'm probably gonna end up with Blossomfall
IvyisGay: which I'm not complaining tbh
BrIarlight: arent you and Blossomfall already together? She told us Thornclaw was just a surrogate for kids
IvyisGay: I-
IvyisGay: i dont remember that
BrIarlight: what the fuck, Ivypool.
DoveChocolate: she didn't tell you?
IvyisGay: maybe? I remember getting slightly drunk one night and meeting Blossomfall in the forest
BrIarlight: dove, go wake up blossom
DoveChocolate: on it
BrIarlight: Ivypool, weren't you like, 20, when Blossomfall had kids?
IvyisGay: yea?
BlossomisGay: ok what the fuck why did dovewing wake me up at 3 am
IvyisGay: Bb, was Thornclaw just a surrogate for kids?
BlossomisGay: oh yea, I never told you that lol
DoveChocolate: holy crap my sister is a mother
BlossomisGay: btw, you were 18 when you got drunk that one time
BlossomisGay: also known as the night of when you told me
BlossomisGay: "your face is veeeery pretty, plz be my wonderful wife"
BrIarlight: well I guess that mystery is solved
Weed: wait Ivypool you called Fernsong gay
Weed: that's my soN YOU FUCK
DoveChocolate: since when did you care about your kids
Weed: fuck off dovewing
IvyisGay: you fuck off, this is the only time you're not online at night and we want it to ourselves
Weed: whatever just don't call my son gay
BrIarlight: he does have a very gay vibe tho
BrIarlight: like whenever I'm around him or Ivypool their gayness spreads to me and I start thinking dovewing is cute
IvyisGay: you think dovewing is cute all the time
BrIarlight: shshshhshshs

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