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Cin: man I miss the girl squad
Weed: the what?
Popplio: dude
Popplio: we told you about it a million times
Hazily: I miss it too
Hazily: it hasn't been the same since Honeyfern died
Jaybae: true
Cin: or without hollyleaf ;-;
Popplio: cinderheart, I don't understand how you can still be grieving over Hollyleaf
Popplio: its not like you two were dating or anything
Cin: yes we were
Weed: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Jaybae: there was always a lot of romantic tension between them
VeryBerry: wasn't Jayfeather in the girl squad?
Popplio: kinda
Popplio: he only came to us when he wanted to talk about Kestrelflight
Popplio: but we were all close as apprentices so it wasn't that big of a difference
Jaybae: I think hollyleaf had a crush on willowshine before she fell in love with cinderheart
Cin: how could this happen to me
Cin: I made my mistakes
Weed: jay stop making my wife cry
Jaybae: well she left hollyleaf for you so
Popplio: he has a point
Bramble: did I ever tell you kids about ravenpaw?
Weed: dad
Weed: cinderheart and poppyfrost are 31
Weed: me and Jayfeather are 28
Weed: Daisy's kids are 35
Weed: point is we're not kids
Cin: sTory TIME!!!
Weed: oh my god
TheBestLeader: I can tell you about Tallstar
Weed: GRANDPA!!!
Jaybae: hi grandpa firestar
PanMom: hi dad
TheBestLeader: hello grandkids + daughter
TheBestLeader: tallstar is actually my stepdad lol
Jaybae: what
TheBestLeader: yea when I was saving windclan with graystripe when we were young warriors he told me he met a kittypet named jake and he fell in love with him and I knew the name sounded familiar but I didn't know until when I was a young leader before the bloodclan battle he was like "if I die just know that jake is your father" and I was like "wtf ok"
Weed: huh
TheBestLeader: in StarClan tallstar is either always with jake or always talking about jake
Jaybae: damn he's gayer than me
TheBestLeader: ok bye out of data soon
Weed: BYE GRANDPA!! SAY HI TO GRANDMA FOR ME!!
Jaybae: it only makes sense for lionblaze to be so attached to firestar
Jaybae: considering StarClan copy pasted firestar onto lionblaze
Cin: ^^
Weed: aw thank you jay

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