Warriors but it's Hamilton 5

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[Onewhisker]
After the war i went back to New York

[Firestar]
A-after the war I went back to New York

[Onewhisker]
I finished up my studies and I practiced law

[Firestar]
I practiced law
Onewhisker worked next door

[Onewhisker]
Even though we started at the very same time,
Firestar began to climb
How to account for his rise to the top?
Man, the man is non-stop!

[Firestar]
Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious,
Bear with me,
Are you aware that we're making history?
This is the first trial of our brand new nation
The liberty behind deliberation (Non-stop!)

I intend to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt
With my assistant council-

[Onewhisker]
Co-council Firestar, sit down
Our client Hawkfrost is innocent, call your first witness
That's all you had to say.

[Firestar]
Ok.
One more thing!

[Onewhisker]
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude could be your doom

[Onewhisker + Background Cats]
Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?
Everyday you fight like you're running out of time

[Onewhisker]
Keep on fighting in the meantime (Non-stop!)

[Firestar]
Corruptions such an old song that we can sing along in harmony
And no where is it stronger than in Albany
This colony's economy's stalling and honestly, that's why public service seems to be calling me! (He's just non-stop!)
I practiced the law, I practically perfected it
I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy
If not, then I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities!

[Onewhisker]
Firestar at the Constitutional Convention!
(Random cat: just say gathering)

[Firestar]
I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention!

[Onewhisker]
There as a junior ThunderClan delegate

[Firestar]
Now what I'm gonna say may sound indelicate,

[Onewhisker]
He goes and proposes a new form of government, (What?)
His own plan for a new form of government, (What?)
He talks for six hours, the convention is listless

[Tallstar]
Bright young man.

[Leopardstar]
Yo, who the f is this?

[Onewhisker]
Why do you always say what you believe?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Every proclamation guarantees,
Free ammunition for your enemies

Why do you write like it's going out of style?
Write day and night like it's going out of style?
Every day you fight like it's going out of style
Do what you do-

*knock knock knock*

Firestar?

[Firestar]
Onewhisker, sir

[Onewhisker]
Well, it's the middle of the night

[Firestar]
Can we confer, sir?

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