Zeus was on Mt. Olympus, Doing things that the gods do. When out of nowhere, he hears" I'M SYLVESTER STALLONE". It was Rocky. Then, " NO I AM". That was Rambo. Zeus thought, "here we go again". they had this argument every year, they fight over who is who, even though they're both Sylvester Stallone.
The gods thought this was annoying. so they had to tell them, they're both "him". "they wont like it, but they need to know" said Zeus to all the gods. the made a complex but not complex plan to get them together, they will tell them they are gonna fight each other and then when they get there they tell them. a couple days passed, then came the time. they all went to the arena. but not to see a boxing match...
