Percy: uh....... he not my type. I'm into blondes. And so is his... so.... no.... sorry not sorry xxNialls1Ladyxx. Only platonic.
Admin: I ship Percy with a bunch of people... but... no...
Percy: who?
Admin: I will tell you when that shipping comes up.
Percy: fine. On three?
Admin: One.
Percy: Two.
Admin and Percy: THREE! SINK!!!