I don't feel like writing that dang Perry fanfiction. I'll get to it when I feel like it. Until then, enjoy this and other ships. Sorry if the fanfiction are bad though.
" Poor unfortunate souls. In pain. In need this one longing to be thinner this one wants to get the girl and do I help them? Yes indeed. Poor unfortunate souls. So sad. So true. They flocking to my cauldron crying 'spells Ursula please and I help them. Yes I do." Hazel smirked. Luke suddenly stood. " So prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. " He curled his fingers underneath my ( Percy P.O.V ) chin. " A shining new new era is tiptoeing nearer. "" And where do we feature? " Hazel asked. " Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sorted, but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues. And Justice deliciously swear. Be prepared! " Meanwhile with Octavian... " Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Et tibit Pater
(And to you, father.) Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Quia peccavi nimis
(That I have sinned. ) " Octavian turned to window and stared at the dancing form of Percy Jackson. " Then tell me, Maria, why I see him dancing there, his smoldering eyes still scorched my soul. " He took out a blue silk scarf and brought it to his cheek. " I feel him. I see him. The sun caught in his raven hair. Is blazing me out of all control. Like fire
Hellfire. This fire in my skin. This burning desire, " His eyes darkened as Luke wrapped his arms around Percy and spun him around, kissing him in the process. " is turning me to sin. " Back with the gang... " No... one... slick As Gaston. Or as swift as Gaston. No ones got a small cliff in his chin like Gaston. " Piper sang. " As a specimen yes I'm intimidating, " Jason chimed in. Then Piper and Jason, " My what a guy that Gaston! " Annabeth started, " Mother knows best. Take it from your mother it's a scary world out there. Mother knows best. One way or another something will go wrong I swear! " she started pushing Percy around. " Ruffians! Thugs! Poison Ivy, quicksand! Cannibals, snakes, the plain. " " No. " Percy protested. " Yes. " Annabeth insisted. " But- " Percy started, hands slipping into his pocket to rest on a deck of cards. A gift from Hades with power to control the dead as well. " Also large bugs. Men with pointy teeth and stop no more your just upsetting me. Mother right here. Mother will protect you. Darling here's what I suggest! Skip the drama stay with mama! Mother knows best. " " Yes. " Percy smirked. " Are you ready? Are you, ready? Transformation central. Transformation central. Transmummifcation central. Can you feel it? Your changing, your changing, your changing all right. I hope your satisfied. But if you ain't, don t blame me. " Percy put his hand dramatically over his heart. Then smirks. " You can blame my friends on the other side! " " Got what you wanted? " Jason asked. Then the doors slammed open to reveal a black haired, red eyed, porcelain skin girl. Natalie Jackson, daughter of Hades and Percy's half sister. " But you lost what you had. " Percy and Natalie stared eachother down. " So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin. Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me. " " His personality flaws. So give me adequate cause. " Percy chimes in. " To send him packing on a one way trip. So his prospects take a terminal dip. " " His acids frozen. " " The venue you've chosen to The ends of the earth, whoopee!" Then Natalie and Percy sang together, " So long ex prince ali! " " Friends on the other side. " Jason sang. " Poor unfortunate souls. " Hazel chimed in. And luke finished with " Be prepared! " And Percy let out a evil giggle.
This was fun to write. I don't own any of the character in this book. I don't own this song. Shout outs to Peter Hollins for making this song. Aaaaaand I believe that would be all. I'm out.
