Belladonna: Uhhmmm....
Percy: That is like... The most toxic of toxic ships out there. I would probably date Eros before that happened.
Eros: You offerin' *Cheshire cat smile*
Poseidon: * appears out of nowhere, eyes glowing green along with a green aura around his trident, aimed right. At. Eros.* Away. From my son. Now.
Percy: Dad! Whoa stop! Easy, nothing's going on between Eros and I and I wasn't about to say "yes" or anything. So settle down. Please.
Eros: Yeah chill.
Percy: Eros, not. Helping.
Belladonna: Alrighty. We are live on a show here (Poseidon: Oh, hello mortals! ), so please anyone who is not a demigod, please. Vacant the premises. We'll continue this conversation later. Okay?
Eros: Whatever.*disappears*
Poseidon: Sure, dear. Sea ya later, son. *disappears as well*
Belladonna & Percy: aaahhhh puns. Ya gotta love em.
Percy: So that ship is a no from me.
Belladonna: Yeah me to. Food?
Percy: I'm in.
