Belladonna: so let's do three this time!
Percy: why?
Belladonna: Cause I'm admin and I said so.
Percy:Dam she used the admin card. Fine! It's just three ships how bad can it be?
Belladonna: First one, Percy x Tartarus. Oh hell hath no fury should this ever happen.
Percy: ¶∆¶ I...I-I.......what.....?
Belladonna:.....you okay?
Percy:*nods* Okay. We need to talk. Just because we use Greek history(to them) in our swears and such, doesn't mean we have a crush or think of them in that way. Tartarus and I will never, ever be a thing. Ever. Hades.... If that happened I'd.... I don't know.... Gone swimming in Chaos or whatever.
Belladonna:Well we broke him. And we still have two more ships to do. You up to it Percy?
Percy: yeah. Yeah let's do this.
Belladonna: Well next shi....ip.....
Percy: what is it?
Belladonna: Well, it's you and...
Percy: Me and....who Hells Bells. Need a name here.
Belladonna: You and Oceanus.
Percy:.......Dad would kill him and ground me for a month. So no. Last one. Fingers crossed it doesn't involve me.
Belladonna: You and Eros. How? Doesn't he have Psyche?
Percy: How do people coming up with these?! I never met Eros in my life now I'd understand if it was Nico but me?! Why?!
Eros: *appears behind Percy and smirks. Leans forward and slides hands down the side of Percy's shoulders and puts mouth close to Percy's ear* Well hello there baby doll...
Belladonna: Oh no fuxker....*stands up with dagger in hand*
Jason: *kicks down door* HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE ASSBUTT! *grabs Eros by the wings and shoves him towards door. Kicks in podex as Eros falls out the door* AND STAY OUT!!
Belladonna: 0_0 well that happened. Well that's a no for me for all three of these.
Percy: * being coddled by Jason and blushing red as a tomato.* I second that.
