Batman x Joker

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* Door slams open. Footsteps can be heard echoing through the room along with coughing. A figure leans forward and blows dust off device, brushing away cobwebs in the process. A mechanical sound rings out only to die 3 seconds later. A muffled swear wisped out and a bang could be heard. Suddenly the device roared to life, bathing the dark room with a blue light *

Belladonna:Hello? Is this thing on? I think I got it working!
Percy: About time! Hey guys! How you've been? Sorry we disappeared on ya we had something to clear up. What have we been doing? That's too secret. So no. On with the ship!
Belladonna: So it's Batjokes.
Percy: Lol. That'd be funny and terrifying. I ship it.
Belladonna:0_0 you... What?! Huh? We agree on something crazy and terrifying?! Where has this Percy been this entire time?!
Jason: this scares me. No. No ships from me. Sorry.
Belladonna: Fun sucker.
Jason: well I'd rather be safe then sorry.
Belladonna: Oh gods. You've GOT to take more risks Jason!
Percy: Not this again.
Jason: Well sorry that I actually care for my well being!
Belladonna: Really someone needs to get that stick out of your-
Percy: Alright enough you two!
Belladonna and Jason: Sorry Percy.
Percy: * sigh* well send in more ships and we'll try to react! And hopefully like civilized people!

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