Apollo x Hermes and more

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Belladonna: What time is it?
Percy: It's ship time.
Belladonna: what time is it?
Percy: ship time?
Belladonna: What time is it?!
Jason: FOR THE LOVE OF Zeus STOP!
Belladonna: (';︵;') Don't be mean... I was just getting excited....
Percy: * glares at Jason *
Jason: Bell I'm sorry, I've just been really stressed lately.
Belladonna: Is Okie. I'm not mad.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Percy: Anywho. What's the ships?
Belladonna: I love how you immeadetly think that it's a multi shippie. First one is.....ಥ‿ಥApollo x Hermes. Dude plz happen. Like plz!
Percy: I. Would. Love. That. Plz Apollo and Hermes hook up!
Jason: Lol. I can totally see this.
Hermes and Apollo: (◍•-•◍)
Belladonna: Ah blushes!!!
Hermes and Apollo: s-shut up!
Belladonna *fangirl squeals*
Jason: alright, enough. Let's get on to the next one.
Belladonna: hmm..... Oh, Persephone x Hades. Yeah. Duh. She makes Dad really happy.
Percy: Sure. If you take away their family backgrounds.
Jason: I agree with Percy, but then again, apart from when Hades threatened Apollo, I've never met him so...
Belladonna: Right! Next ship! Uh.... Wow....
Percy: What???
Belladonna: Dracy. Percy x Harry x Draco. Sure. Why the hell not.
Jason: I can think of multiple reasons, like oh I don't know, Percy's taken.
Percy: Lol. That'd be interesting...
Belladonna: Last ship of the day guys! And it is.... Aw hell why?
Percy: What????
Belladonna: Belladonna x Derek from Teen wolf. Uh. I heard he's hot but, not my exact cup of coffee.
Jason: Huh, it's not a god for once.
Belladonna: well would you look at that...
Percy: I don't care the only werewolf I'd feel comfortable being around my sister is Remus, sorry.
Jason: I don't watch Teen Wolf so....
Belladonna: It's stuff like this. This and damn Twilight. Also, all you Teen wolf finatics, chill. I'm not comparing Twilight and Teen wolf together, just, werewolves. I'm more into Vampires, Lupin is kind of the only werewolf I can stand.
Percy: Oof. Mood.
Jason: Yep. Her current phase: Vampires.
Belladonna: come on, ma Cher. We cannot deny what we are.
Jason: I don't care what you say, and you are not a vampire. Sorry Bell.
Belladonna: Kind of. I mean. I do sleep in a coffin.
Percy: True. Hades cabin does have coffins for beds.
Jason: Still. Not a vampire.
Belladonna: And have you seen my skin?
Jason: yeah well, you love Italian food. So ha!
Belladonna: That's a myth. The only reason I know I'm not a vampire is because I don't drink blood and I don't turn to dust when I'm in the sun.
Percy: Literally everything else screams vampire about her though.
Belladonna: (^._.^)ノ
Jason: Anyways. More ships, send them if you want. And we'll get to them when we can.
B+J+P: Bye guys!

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