I did not mean for this chapter to be this long. Whoops.
Percy: Well, apparently there's breaks for the people from London.
Belladonna: And we got some fillers in for this episode then.
Jason: Still not sure how I feel about it.
Percy: Relax. You know I ain't leaving you.
Jason: I know, I'm really trying to be less possessive, I'm sorry for how possessive I've been.
Percy: it's alright. Things happen.
Belladonna: Aw relationship goals~ But getting back to our scheduled program, we are now introducing-
Percy: Since when do we have a scheduled program?
Jason: I know right, she's never this organised.
Belladonna:... We are happy to present-
Jason: I don't know about happy.
Belladonna:*eye twitches.*...........Camp halfblood is proud to present-
Jason: We're dragging the camp into this now?
Belladonna: *eye twitching now uncontrollably while glaring at Jason*
Jason:.....
Belladonna:.....
Percy:.......
Belladonna: *hopeful look. Hesitantly opens mouth*
Percy: Jason I think we should stop interrupting her.
Belladonna: *about to literally snap* THE MARAUDERS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
James: Well that was entertaining.
Sirius: Poor thing. I'm sorry you have to deal with this.
Remus: Have you read the other chapters? She's a lot more energetic.
Peter: HI NORMAL PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!
Percy: You don't have to do that.
Peter: Do what?
Percy: Be overly dramatic. Put too much emphasis on the word "normal" . They know we are not like them, that's why they read this stuff.
Jason: Yeah, we're interesting to them and they think that reading about teens struggling to save the world will make their life problems seem better.
James: 0_o "save the world".... What?
Jason: Basically, the world is trying to end every week. The day Percy here turned sixteen he had to take out his grandfather who is Kronos, the titan of time, and then he went missing over that summer and was missing for about a year when his Aunt who is the Queen of Heavens kidnapped him and dropped him off in a Roman demigod camp which is bad because Greeks and Romans did NOT mix at that time and Percy also had no memory. Then towards the end of THAT summer, Percy has to go and fight yet another war with the help of six other demigods including a war addicted Satyr for help. Don't tell Coach Hedge I said that please. During this quest with the Seven as they are fondly called, Percy and Annabeth fell into Tartarus which is the rebirth place of all greek and roman monsters which we have to fight over and over again. Around the same time, maybe a few months earlier, the Kane's over in Egypt are trying to prevent the Egyptian god of Chaos, Apophis, from destroying the world, and then and then and then after the Giant war, which is what we called the Quest over the summer, Annabeth's cousin, Magnus is trying to stop loki and then there's the Winchesters which is angels and demons and stuff in general that they have to fight which would be the end of the world if they lost every other week. Sorry viewers, that we are going through this again but I really wanted a shot at doing this.
