Belladonna: So, the ship of the new year!
Percy: Nothing scarring please.
Jason: When does that ever happen?
Percy: Hey, it doesn’t hurt to hope.
Harry: How many freaky ships have you gotten?
Belladonna: Simultaneously not enough and too much. Look through the other chapters to see.
Ron:....How does that even work?
Jason: Don’t question it. She’s crazy like that.
Belladonna: *glares.*
Percy: Be nice.
Jason: Yes sir.
Belladonna: Whipped!
Jason: *glares*.
Percy: So, what’s the ship?
Jason: Why isn’t she getting yelled at?!
Percy: Because you started it.
Harry: Oh!
Belladonna: Anyways, the ship is Annabeth x Piper. Discuss.
Harry: Who?
Ron: Still haven’t been to your guys’ camp yet so…
Percy: Annabeth is my ex girlfriend and Piper is Jason’s.
Ron: That’s bloody terrifying…
Belladonna: Doesn’t help that Annabeth is like a ninja, I mean she legit Judo flipped Percy when we finally found him after he went missing. And Piper can bend anyone to her will with her charmspeak, so her voice basically.
Harry: Wait, you went missing?!
Ron: And scary lady can control people with her voice and other will snap our necks easily?!
Harry: *confused stare at Ron.*
Ron: What?
Belladonna:*shakes head.*
Ron: What I say, what I do?
Jason: Don’t worry about it.
Belladonna: We are off topic.
Percy: Well, I actually don’t mind it. If it makes them happy, them alright. After all, I stole Jason, so it’d be fair.
Jason: Yeah, I ship it too. I stole Annabeth’s boyfriend. So she can have my ex. :)
Harry: Still terrifying. But! Since I haven’t met these people, I am remaining neutral.
Ron: Yeah same here.
Belladonna: This might help. Annabeth is a blonde and badass version of Hermione, or a female version of Remus that doesn’t turn into a werewolf. (Remus is badass and smart and is a strawberry blonde. That’s all I mean by that. Fight me.)
Harry: Oh, what about Piper?
Belladonna: Polite version of Fleur with darker hair and skin color. She’s pretty cool actually.
Ron: Huh. Hm. Meh still neutral.
Harry: Yeah same here.
Ron: *eyes widen* HOLY F***!!!
Harry: WHAT?!
Ron: I just realized… Your dad being the son of the goddess of magic, that would make you magic’s legacy and grandson!
Harry: Yeah, and?
Ron: I’m dating the grandson of magic and said grandson’s dad would totally come back and do who knows what to me if I accidentally let something hurt you! I swear one of these days I’m just gonna wrap you in bubble wrap and lock you up in a tower so the world can’t hurt you.
Belladonna: 1.) Aw. 2.) That was how many chapters ago??? And you’re just NOW realizing that????????
Percy: WTF man.
Jason: No shit.
Belladonna: Holy Hera did you just swear?
Jason:....NO! I’VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH YOU TOO MUCH!!!
Belladonna: YES! I’VE FINALLY BROKE HIM!!!(did I make him swear before???? IDK I’m making it a big deal now.)
Percy: This is what I have to deal with. Every day.
Harry: Yikes.
Ron: No kidding.
Belladonna: Also, on Au’s, I know you are tired of hearing about this, but I am trying! But I currently have no idea how to start out the current one I am working on. So please have a little more patience.
Jason: Well Belladonna, hurry it up!
Belladonna: Shut it Potty Mouth.
Jason: That wAS ONE TIME!!!!!
Percy: She deeply apologises for not getting these out sooner.
Belladonna: But I will eventually. I promise. I save all of your guys’s suggestions and I make a list of ones I need to do so I will get to it. I am trying, I promise.
Harry: In the meantime, while you wait you can send in ships for us to react to to try and make time fly faster.
Percy: It actually works, promise. So keep up the good work guys. :)
Ron: And we will see you, in the next ship/AU>
Percy: Bye guys!*waves.* See ya later!
