× SoonHoon One shots ×

Breasts and Bombs

Genre: Comedy, jealous Jihoon

Seungkwan and Seokmin decided to tease their smol hyungㅡ which is a wrong move.

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Jihoon is at the living room together with Jeonghan, Minghao, Mingyu, Seokmin, Seungkwan, and Dino. They were watching a lame game show when suddenly, Seungkwan and Seokmin started to bother Jihoon.

"Jihoon hyung!" Seungkwan said repeatedly while bouncing beside Jihoon. Jihoon frowned then looked at Seungkwan.

"What?" Jihoon replied, irritability still present on his face.

Seungkwan smiled widely which made Jihoon wanted to slap his face, but he didn't.

"Hyung! I've heard that Soonyoung hyung wanted girls who have large breasts? Hyung said it turns him on! Hyung! You don't even have breasts!" Seungkwan said while laughing hard. Unfortunately, Seokmin joined the teasing.

"Our poor Jihoon hyung! How can Soonyoung Hyung love you now?" Seokmin teased while making crying faces then laughs hard. The duo laughs so hard that they didn't notice Jihoon's devilish stare at them. Jihoon rolled his eyes and stood up. Making the others laugh more.

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The next morning, everyone was woken up by a panicking Seungcheol.

"Hyung? What's happening?" Wonwoo asked Seungcheol who was currently pacing around the living room with everyone around him. Except 2 people. But nobody noticed since everyone is still sleepy.

"We need to go to the hospital. Right now." Seungcheol said worriedly. Everyoneㅡ who we're still sleepyㅡ looked at their leader immediately.  Shocked and confused why would they go to the hospital.

"Hyung, why do we need to go to the hospital?" Jun asked. Seungcheol looked at everyone then sighed.

"Seokmin and Seungkwan were caught in an accident. Their car exploded last night that's why they aren't around." Seungcheol explained. Everyone in the room gaspedㅡ except Jihoon who just yawned.

"Let's go to the hospital! We need to check if they're okay. Seungcheol! How are they? Are they still alive?" Jeonghan worriedly asked.

"Fortunately, they only got a few bruises since the explosion wasn't huge. Its like a small bomb or something. The car wasn't extremely damaged, actually." Seungcheol explained. Everyone sighed in relief.

"Okay, everyone. I know all of you wanted to check on the two. So go ahead and prepare. We'll go to check them at the hospital." Seungcheol ordered. Everyone nodded and followed. There are only three people leftㅡ Seungcheol, Jihoon and Soonyoung.

"Ji, baby. Let's  go prepare so we can visit the two." Soonyoung said softly, since his boyfriend was hugging him tightly.

"Nah let's just stay here, Soonyoungie. I want to sleep and cuddle. Besides, everyone will be there." Jihoon said sleepily. Seungcheol raised an eyebrow.

"Well, Jihoon has a point. The two are already stable, anyways." Seungcheol said.

"That was a small explosion, right? The two weren't hurt that bad since the small bomb was at the compartment behind the car and it's only small to create an extreme explosion." Jihoon said while yawning. Soonyoung and Seungcheol widened their eyes upon what they've heard.

"J-Jihoon. Do you know anything about the accident?" Soonyoung asked. Jihoon opened his eyes but didn't answer. He looked anywhere but Soonyoung and there's a small pout on his lips. Soonyoung was tempted to peck those cute lips but he has a more serious stuff to handle.

"Lee Jihoon. Answer me." Soonyoung said seriously. More like a threat. Soonyoung rolled his eyes then puffed his cheeks and pouted. He started ranting.

"Fine, fine. I was the one who left a small bomb! Aish! I was just so annoyed at those two because they were teasing me! They keep on telling that you prefer big breasts of girls! So I just got irritated! They should actually be thankful because I didn't hit them with a guitar! They may get a more serious injury on that!" Jihoon angrily (yet, cutely) explained. Seungcheol and Soonyoung were frozen in their places; mouth and eyes wide, a face of horror and paleness. Jihoon looked at Soonyoung seriously and pointed a threatening finger.

"So don't you ever cheat on me, you eyeless guy. You're only mine and mine alone." Jihoon threatened. After that, he also did the same to Seungcheol.

"And you. Tell every member to never tease me about Soonyoung liking others. Okay?" Jihoon said.

Soonyoung and Seungcheol gulped.

Possessive Jihoon may be cute and slightly hot, but it is indeed scary.

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Finally an update~ sorry for this late one! And a lame one too. Lol.

Idk I was just with my friends then I overheard my friend's convo with her boyfriend and threatened him that if he will look on another girl's breasts, she will make his house explode. And then I thought, why not Soonhoon? Lol.

Anyway, I'm a leader line biased. Just sharing. Lol. How bout you?

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