× SoonHoon One shots ×

Yoonmin Version 2.0

Genre: fluff, comedy

Jihoon's older brother, Yoongi, has been hanging out on their house with his boyfriend, Jimin. And Jihoon is tired of their PDA's.

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Jihoon rolled his eyes for the nth time.

"Yoongi hyung! Notice me! Notice you're cute Jiminnie!" Jimin said. Jimin is Yoongi's boyfriend and they're currently on Yoongi's house.

Jihoon was in front of them and was almost puking because of the couple in front of him.

"Minnie, wait up a little bit. I'm finishing my work." Yoongi said without tearing his eyes away from his laptop. Jihoon watched in horror as Jimin pouted but smirked afterwards then leaned towards Yoongi's ear and licks it. He whispered something on Yoongi's ear which made the elder freeze and his eyes widened. Yoongi groaned and stood up while closing his laptop. He carried Jimin as he went upstairs.

"Damn it, kitten." Jihoon heard his brother mumble under his breath as he carried his giggling boyfriend.

Jihoon stared at the discarded laptop on the couch in front of him without blinking his eyes.

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The next moment Jihoon saw his brother with its boyfriend, is on their house's kitchen. Yoongi is cooking dinner while Jimin is clutching onto his back like a koala. Yoongi has this grumpy look on his face but when he heard Jimin say 'I love you, Yoongs', he instantly smiled.

Jihoon almost smiled at the sight but he saw his brother's hand creeping towards Jimin's ass and squeezing it.

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The third time Jihoon saw them was at the living room again but this time, they're studying together. Jimin is majoring in architecture and Yoongi in engineering.

"Yoongi hyung, keep your hands to yourself please. I'm studying." Jimin seriously said as he highlighted a text from his textbook without looking at his boyfriend.

"But kittenㅡ"

"No. Shut up." Jimin cut him off. Yoongi let out an uncharacteristic whine which made Jihoon snort.

"What the heck, Yoongi hyung. You're so ugly." Jihoon said. Yoongi looked at him then glared.

"Get the fuck out from here and bother your hamster boyfriend instead." Yoongi snapped at him. Jihoon smugly smiled.

"Sure."

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"Jihoonie my baby!"

Jihoon rolled his eyes upon hearing his boyfriend, Soonyoung, squeal when he saw the younger. Soonyoung hugged Jihoon tight and swayed him side by side.

"Soonyoung, you just saw me 5 hours ago." Jihoon said while rolling his eyes but smiling at the process. Soonyoung cupped his face and pouts.

"Hoonie, 5 hours without you is torture!" He whined which earned another roll of eyes from the younger.

"What are you doing alone?" Jihoon asked which made Soonyoung gasp loudly then run to the kitchen.

Jihoon closed the door then followed his boyfriend. When he entered the kitchen, he saw something unexpected.

The cream colored wall by the stove is now color black. Smoke coming from a pot and Jihoon rushed towards it and saw something inside the pot which suspiciously looked like pasta sauce. He looked at his boyfriend slowly who gulped.