𝘽𝙏𝙎 𝙄𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨 [𝘙𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥]

BTS as your brother

Jin

Me: *looks at the mirror 

Jin: you look good idiot, because you have my genes.

Me: -.-

Namjoon

Me: Namjoon, could you help me zip up?

Namjoon: *pulls it too hard - the zip breaks

Me: ....

Namjoon: I'll buy you a new one later. How about this one? 

*grabs the other dress on the hanger and tears it

Namjoon: ...

Yoongi

Me: can you please drive me to the mall?

Yoongi: *wakes up from sleep

Me: will you?

Yoongi: fuck you. *goes back to bed

Hoseok

Me: *busy working on my homework

Hoseok: ya, do you know that I'm 1.77 m tall?

Me: ... what does that have to do with me?

Hoseok: i'm just bored. let's dance?

Me: *points at my homework

Hoseok: ahh you no fun... you no funn *starts dancing alone

Jimin

Me: *gobbles all the food I see

Jimin: *takes away my plate

Me: -.- 

Jimin: try to be like me! *lifts his shirt and shows off his abs

Taehyung

Tae: you know you're the cutest little sister, right?

Me: ... ew.

Tae: aigoo, you're so squishy.

Me: *ignores him and scrolls down my newsfeed

Tae: stop! is that a new playground advertisement?

Me: yeh... for kids aged 7-12.

Tae: should we go?

Me: *face palm

Jungkook

Me: *calling my boyfriend

Jungkook: umm, what are you doing?

Me: mind your business

Jungkook: *glaring at me

Me: (bf picks up) oppa, are you free today?

Jungkook: *takes off his timberland and threw it at me

Me: wtf.

Jungkook: is he older than you? why are you calling him oppa - wait! my timberland!

*dashes onto the floor to pick up his timberland and cries