Eat a Bag Of Dicks! (Joshler) [✓]

21) the first hang out

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josh has been thinking about what debby said just a few days earlier, and he came to the realization that she was right, like always.

he does like tyler. he is hiding something. he needs to be patient. he needs to be patient.

and as he reads the most recent message received from debby, he feels confused and slightly upset, because being patient sucks ass.

debbbby:

my brother is in the hospital, it's nothing serious but i need to be there. can you hang out with ty today for me, please? i'm supposed to be with him in twenty minutes. make sure he takes his meds after lunch. thanks.

he frowns, make sure he takes his meds? what, is josh his new nurse or something?

joshhhh:

when did i agree to babysit a grown man

debby answers almost immediately.

debbbby:

when you and your little friend bugged your way into his life ((:

joshhhh:

by little friend do you mean my dick or trever

josh can almost hear debby scoffing.

debbbby:

stfu and be at his house in twenty minutes.

josh rolls his eyes, "shut the fuck up, and be at his house in twenty minutes," he mimics.

he then suddenly realizes that he looks like a trash bag, and quickly runs to the bathroom to shower, hoping to improve the greasy hair matted to his forehead.

he rinses out the sudsy shampoo from his mop of hair and hops out of the shower as quick as he got in. he curses when he doesn't find a towel, but makes the split decision to attempt to dry off the best he can with the face cloth sitting next to the sink.

he runs it up and down his legs, alternating in between little hops, trying to catch the drips of water to no avail.

his little hops eventually get the best of him, and his heel makes harsh contact with a small puddle, sending his naked body tumbling to the floor.

he hisses as one of his shoulder blades is crushed, "okay, josh, slow down there, buddy," he mumbles to himself, as he rubs his shoulder in pain.

he stands up, deciding to just leave the bathroom to get a bigger towel.

he's pretty stupid.

once he's dried of enough, he gets dressed quickly, only having two minutes left to get to tyler's.

he grabs his phone and leaves his apartment in a rush, slamming the door behind him. he takes the few steps to tyler's door, and knocks on it, one, two, three times.

after a couple of seconds, tyler's angel-kiss voice sounds through the door, "it's open!"

josh timidly makes his way inside, closing the door softly behind him.

"why did you knock, dude? you know i-" tyler stops in his tracks as he see's josh instead of his paid companion.

he shoves a spoon of yoghurt in his mouth with a squeak, a rose-y blush coating his cheeks as josh's eyes scan his body, that's clad in just boxer briefs and a large tee-shirt.

josh coughs when he realizes he's staring. "um, debby couldn't make it today; her brother is in the hospital. she asked me hang out with you..?"

tyler cursed debby in his head, but gave josh a small smile, "o-okay. m'gonna go, uh, put on some pants,"

josh takes a glance at the younger's legs one last time as he walks away and almost groans at the way his bum looks in his tight underwear.

tyler comes back out a minute later, shyly wiggling his toes as he adjusts the ends of his leggings.

josh has to think of his naked grandmother to attempt to soften his dick.

this boy, this man right in front of him is so fucking adorable. he cannot process how a twenty-something-year-old man can be so god damned cute!

tyler clears his throat, sniffles his nose and blinks up at josh from across the room, "so, would-would you like to do something?"

josh bites his lip to stop himself from cooing, "i'm fine with whatever you wanna do," he nods.

tyler purses his lips and hops on his tippy toes a little as he thinks. "we could play a video game?"

josh smiles, "yeah, sure. what do you have?

tyler smiles back, but looks down in embarrassment, "debby, um, debby won't let me play violent games, so i just have lame wii games-"

"i love lame wii games," josh stops him, gesturing with his hands, "lead the way,"

tyler smiles, linking their arms, remembering their date with a grin.

josh is lead to a small room, with just a couch, bean bag chairs, a television, a wii and a shelf full of games.

"i-i have plenty, just pick whatever you want,"

josh browses the shelf, and eventually chooses the legend of zelda.

tyler bites his lip to suppress the large grin forming. "nice choice," he praises.

josh grins back, and the two settle back on a pair of bean bag chairs to play the game.

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what do you call a ghost's erection?

a booooner.

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