Eat a Bag Of Dicks! (Joshler) [✓]

11) the first reply

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"w-what do i do? debby, what do i do? oh, god, what do i do?!" tyler frets.

when he heard that josh messaged him back, he threw his phone across the room without looking at the screen, and started panicking. that was ten minutes ago.

debby sighs, "ty, buddy-boy," she calls from the other side of the room, holding his phone, "it's not a bad text, if that's what you're worried about,"

tyler glances at her, his hands slightly loosening in the hold of his hair, "it isn't?"

debby shakes her head, smiling slightly, "it isn't," she confirms.

"c-can you read it to me?" he asks, puppy-eyes prominent.

debby has to look away before his adorable-ness get's to her, "nope," she smiles brightly.

tyler adds a pouty lip.

"nope," she says seriously, walking over to him and forcing the phone in his hand, "read it, bud," she smiles, before walking back to the kitchen to give him space.

tyler sighs, looking at his sleeping phone screen, with his thumb hovering over the home button. his thumb shakes as he hesitates, and just as he's ready to give up and throw his phone again,

incoming facetime request from 614-380-4563

answer decline

of course, he has to pick!

tyler's mind soars high as he thinks over his choices.

he could let it ring through, and just not answer, but his ringtone is really annoying, because debby changed it from the drake and josh theme song, to a let it go rendition in spanish.

since he refuses to let it ring out, he could also decline. but then he would seem rude! he really, really doesn't want to seem rude.

with only one option left, tyler screams a shrilling squawk, "debby!"

rushing into the room, debby laughs at the sound of her little prank, before a phone is being thrust into her hands, and tyler hides behind her for safety, merely only the top of his head appearing from above her shoulder.

his hand slides out and hits accept.

it's not josh who's face appears.

"wow, you're hot," trever says, looking to debby.

he then sighs, "too bad i'm working on becoming gay, though, sorry!"

he finds the top of tyler's head and smirks, "hey, ty. y'know, i'm working on becoming gay, you wanna come over and help?"

tyler blushes, and before he can stutter out an answer, loud banging can be heard on trever's side,

"trever! i swear to god, if you don't let me out, i will make you choke on your eight bottles of lube!" josh calls.

trever rolls his eyes, "silly boy, i only have five!" he calls back, before looking back to the phone, "b-r-b, i gotta get him out of there, he never likes to be locked in the red room for too long,"

debby and tyler glance at each other and giggle, before faint yelling sounds on trever's side, and josh comes in to view, "i hate you," he says to trever, before grabbing his phone, realizing it's on facetime.

"oh, hey!" he says, moving the camera up to hide his shirtless chest.

tyler blushes again, holding his hand up behind debby's shoulder in a wave.

debby glances at him, quickly shoving the phone in his hand,

"i actually need to go, but you two talk!" she calls as she walks away.

in panic, tyler's free hand shoots up to hide whatever of his face that he can.

josh's shaky laughter filters from the device, "i like your nails!" he complements, referring to tyler's fingernails that had been painted a creamy pink colour-- courtesy of debby.

tyler immediately squeaks and moves his hands out of camera view, leaving his face revealed.

josh smiles in victory, and it dawns on tyler that josh expected tyler to do that.

tyler smiles in embarrassment and buries the side of his face in his shoulder, he's about to protest josh's laughter, until said man stops and furrows his brows, "hey, wait a minute," he excuses, before hanging up the phone.

tyler immediately panics, eyes tearing up. did he do something wrong?

three rapid knocks sound at his door, and he sits up from his kitchen island, sulking slightly as he opens it a crack.

josh's bright smile is what tyler is greeted with on the other side. "i totally forgot we were neighbors for a second," he laughs.

tyler slams the door in his face.

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what do rich people drink whilst jacking off?

a fapacchino

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