Eat a Bag Of Dicks! (Joshler) [✓]

22) the first confident answer

i was flossing obsessively whilst writing this and my gums are bleeding and i'm in pain but like yay content.

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"no, no, no! flip, frack, fu-rick!" tyler shouts in vain as josh's character falls off of a building, dying.

josh throws his controller to the ground with a grunt, leaning back into the body sitting behind him.

tyler was more interested in watching than playing, and throughout the two hours josh had been playing, he slowly gravitated to the couch behind where josh is seated on a bean bag chair, his legs rested on josh's shoulders, and his hands playing with josh's hair in anticipation.

tyler leans his chin on top of josh's head, sighing whilst fiddling with the man's gauges,

"are ya' hungry?" he asks, fingering his pinky in and out of the holes, trying not to think dirty thoughts.

josh shrugs, "i could eat," he nods.

he then pulls at tyler's legs, bringing the boy's crotch right at the back of his own head. he grabs tyler's hands and then proceeds to stand up.

"j-osh!" tyler squeaks, his thighs tightening around josh's neck.

josh squeezes tyler's hands, "tyler!" he mimics.

tyler giggles as josh carries him tall around the house, ducking through the necessary door frames until they reach the kitchen. he stops by the island and turns, bending down until tyler's bum is safely on the marble top.

he stands properly, in between tyler's legs, his arms draped over the younger's shoulders,

"escorted safely to the land of food, you are welcome," josh sighs wistfully.

tyler brings his hands up to rest atop josh's, "oh, how will i ever repay you?"

josh leans in closer, so close, tyler can smell the dull scent of mint on his breath as it fans across his face,

"how about maybe, possibly, accompanying me on another date..?"

tyler's breath hitches quietly at the question, and he realizes-- his mind isn't going absolutely crazy.

yes, his mind still took the question and just ran with it, and is still running, but the heavy sprint it's running is nothing compared to the repetitive sputter of his heart.

looking deep into josh's brown eyes, he realizes that the man makes him so nervous that he forgets to be a hesitant, indecisive mess sometimes.

the fast beat of his heart thuds against his chest, and he is so confident in his decision as he smiles softly at the man,

"yeah, i'd like that,"

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the two end up ordering some kfc through postmates, and whilst waiting for their food to arrive, they build a nice blanket fort in the living room. they fill it with lots of pillows and fluffy blankets, and they sit inside the comfortable teepee and enjoy their chicken.

they're currently tossing food into each others mouths, cheering whenever they make it in.

tyler giggles from his spot on the floor, watching as another piece of popcorn chicken hits josh in the nose.

josh pouts, "i'm starting to think you're just aiming for my nose, now,"

tyler just giggles.

josh doesn't seem to appreciate this, as he then grabs one of the many pillows surrounding them, and hits tyler square in the face with it.

tyler stops, gaping at josh as he grins triumphantly, popping some chicken into his mouth.

tyler suddenly lunges himself into josh's lap, ripping a blanket from above him down, and covering josh's head with it, rendering him unable to see.

tyler takes this time to start tickling josh wherever he can, his stomach, his neck, his feet, and this leads to josh falling onto his back, tyler following on top of him.

tyler squeaks at this, unintentionally letting his guard down and giving josh the opportunity to flip them over so he is on top.

he pulls the blanket off of is head, setting his bright, unruly curls free to roam in all directions.

tyler stares at the fluff, petting it gently, before laughing at how ridiculous josh looks.

this leads to josh laughing, too, because tyler's laugh is incredibly contagious.

they laugh until their lungs beg for mercy, and their faces are flushed red. josh bends and rests his head on tyler's shoulder, breathing deeply, and sighing in content when tyler threads his fingers through his hair.

debby coughs from the doorway, "am i interrupting something?"

josh leaps off of tyler-- scared at how misleading his appearance must be.

"i-i was, i was just, uh," he looks at tyler for support, but the boy just beams at debby,

"we're going on another date!"

the reminder brings a smile to josh's face.

fuck yeah, they're going on another date.

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what do tofu and a dildo have in common?

they're both meat substitutes.

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