Chewy🎭
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Eddie🚂
???
Chewy🎭
An inVESTigator!!
Chewy🎭
What kind of underwear do clouds wear?
Chewy🎭
THUNDERwear!!!
Chewy🎭
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell of a cliff. BAA DUM TSSSS!!!
Eddie🚂
OmG! These are so bad!
Chewy🎭
No they're NOT THEY'RE HILARIOUS!
Eddie🚂
How the heck are you a comedian???
Chewy🎭
BECAUSE IM PUNNY
Chewy🎭
IM A REAL PUNNY GAL!
Eddie🚂
You wish
Chewy🎭
Oh, you think you can do better, punk?
Eddie🚂
Actually, yes.
Chewy🎭
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT M8!!!
Eddie🚂
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OWL THAT CAN DO TRICKS?
Eddie🚂
HOODINI!
Eddie🚂
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Eddie🚂
Because it wasn't PEELING well!!!
Chewy🎭
These are horrible
Eddie🚂
SHUT UP!!! You're crying from laughter.
Chewy🎭
No, Im crying at how horrible these are.
Eddie🚂
YOU KNOW WHAT?!!? FUCK YOU!! (Mind my naughty language)
Chewy🎭
WHAT TIME?!!?
Eddie🚂
I CAME HERE TO HAVE A HOOD TIME AND I FEEL SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW
Chewy🎭
HOOD! IM CRYING
Eddie🚂
Shuddup!! I'm hilarious!!
Chewy🎭
Keep telling yourself that.
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