Chewy🎭
eDWARD! HELP ME!
Eddie🚂
Why?
Eddie🚂
What's wrong?
Chewy🎭
Family dinner.
Eddie🚂
Wot?
Chewy🎭
iM FORCED TO ATTEND A FAMILY DINNER. WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY (or whatever's left of it....) AND I DON'T WANNA GO.
Eddie🚂
Aw, I'm sorry for you, Sith
Eddie🚂
Wait, what's so bad about your family?
Chewy🎭
Oh. My mum, pops, grandpa, grandma, older brother, some of my cousins, my aunts and uncles, my nephews and nieces, my sister-in-law. THEY'RE FINE, THEY'RE ALL CINNAMON ROLLS.
Chewy🎭
It's just my sister. She's 36 (says she's 29) and a model. Since I'm just a comedian she thinks she's better and constantly tries to rub it in my face and it's absolutely TERRIBLE.
Chewy🎭
She always genuinely ruins my damn mood. 😒
Eddie🚂
Really? Why don't you just sass her? You're the best sasser in the planet.
Chewy🎭
Aw, you really think so?
Eddie🚂
Yes. <3
Eddie🚂
Anyways, i'll get Alison and Kat to beat her up if she's bullying you.
Chewy🎭
Naw, I can beat her up myself.
Chewy🎭
Unless she's wearing stilettos. Those things are DEADLY.
Eddie🚂
Da Lolz, I don't understand how women can wear them.
Eddie🚂
I have mad respect for those who can walk in them.
Chewy🎭
Da Lolz, they're diabolical. They hurt my feet and I hate them.
Chewy🎭
I prefer my Nikes.
Eddie🚂
Nice.... I stick with them dress shoes or an occasional pair of Adidas.
Chewy🎭
Soo fancy.... Adidas, tho? Ew.
Eddie🚂
Da Lolz XD.
Eddie🚂
Anyways, make sure to shoot me a text if you're family gets out of hand, k?
Chewy🎭
Will do, sir!
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