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Eddie🚂
Hi

Chewy🎭
Hey...

Chewy🎭
Um....

Eddie🚂
Yeah?

Chewy🎭
What's up?

Eddie🚂
Nothing

Chewy🎭
You okay?

Eddie🚂
Not really

Chewy🎭
You wanna talk about it?

Eddie🚂
Not really

Chewy🎭
.... So, um.... The weather's pretty nice, huh?

Eddie🚂
Yeah, it is

Chewy🎭
Hey do you know a concert that costs 45 cents?

Eddie🚂
Changing the subject, are we? But to answer your question, no, I don't know.

Chewy🎭
Fifty Cents and Nickleback. Get it?

Eddie🚂
Ha, very funny.

Chewy🎭
Knock, knock

Eddie🚂
Who's there?

Chewy🎭
Daisy

Eddie🚂
Daisy who?

Chewy🎭
DAISY me rollin'! They hatin'!

Eddie🚂
Hehe...

Chewy🎭
Hey, Eddie? Have you seen the movie 'Constipation' yet?

Eddie🚂
That's a movie? No, I haven't seen it.

Chewy🎭
That's coz it hasn't COME OUT YET!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Eddie🚂
....

Chewy🎭
Hey, Eddie. What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Eddie🚂
What?

Chewy🎭
Nothin, they just WAVED at each other!!!

Eddie🚂
....

Chewy🎭
Did you SEA what I did there?

Eddie🚂
Nope

Chewy🎭
I'm SHORE you did

Eddie🚂
Do you spend your whole life on the internet? Or do you just not have a life?

Chewy🎭
Oh, c'mon, Eddie! Don't be a BEACH, be a nice guy!!!

Eddie🚂
You're so corny.

Chewy🎭
Cornalicious Shawn, at your service. Feelin better?

Eddie🚂
Much. Thank you.

Chewy🎭
I'm glad to hear it.

Eddie🚂
I'm glad I got to know you.

Chewy🎭
Getting deep, are we? But I agree.

Eddie🚂
I hope you're always there to text me from the other side, being your corny weird self.

Chewy🎭
I'll always be at the end of this line, i'll always be by your sideeeee!

Eddie🚂
That was cheesy

Chewy🎭
Cheesier than cheese

Eddie🚂
Cheesier than mozzarella.

Chewy🎭
Goodnight, Mr. Fanceh ;*

Eddie🚂
Goodnight, love ;* :)

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