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[Meanwhile in Newt's Case.]

Chewy🎭
Hey guys??

Katana✨
Yeaa?

Chewy🎭
I was wondering...

Chewy🎭
Why's the group chat's name “Meanwhile in Newt's Case.”?

Ali-Pie💞
Eddie, you didn't tell her?

Eddie🚂
I did!! But she's just so darn stubborn she won't believe me.

Chewy🎭
Believe what?

💯Miller💯
What if we told you we're famous actors from one of your favorite movies??

Chewy🎭
I'd probably vurp (vomit + burp) with excitement. And that's not good, I got a show in less than an hour.

Eddie🚂
Smitty, we're famous actors.

Chewy🎭
Mmhm, sureee!!

Chewy🎭
And You hates my wallet.

Ali-Pie💞
Haha what?

💯Miller💯
You?? I'm laughing a lot harder than I should.

Chewy🎭
You is my dog.

Eddie🚂
I'm serious tho. We're famous actors.

Chewy🎭
Eddie, I love you and all but....

Chewy🎭
Bullshit.

Eddie🚂
You really love that game, don't you?

Chewy🎭
Yeah.

Eddie🚂
I'm an actor.

Chewy🎭
BULLYSHIT!!!! :)

Eddie🚂
I AM! I REALLY, REALLY AM!

Chewy🎭
BULLYSHIT, IDIOT!!! :))

Eddie🚂
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!

Chewy🎭
*Le gasp!* So are you!!!

Eddie🚂
WE'RE BOTH IDIOTS!!!

Chewy🎭
IM AN IDIOT, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! WE'RE CO-PRESIDENTS OF CLUB IDIOT!!! YASS!!

Eddie🚂
LALALALALA! YAYY!

Chewy🎭
LALALALALA! HE'S MORE IDIOTIC THAN ME, THO!!

Eddie🚂
HEY!!

Chewy🎭
*wink* you love me

Eddie🚂
*hate you

Chewy🎭
*love me

Eddie🚂
*hate you

Chewy🎭
.... *love me.....? :'(

Eddie🚂
*sigh*.... Yeah, I love you.....

Chewy🎭
:3

💯Miller💯
PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THEY ARE TOO.

Dan-Man👔
HELL YES I AM!!

Ali-Pie💞
THEY'RE TOO CUTE!!!

Katana✨
Alison is squealing from the other side of the room!!!

Ali-Pie💞
It's true!!!

Chewy🎭
Wait, so are all of you in the same room?

💯Miller💯
Yup..

Chewy🎭
But you're texting...

Ali-Pie💞
Pretty much.

Chewy🎭
..........COOL BEANS!! :))

[T-Wolff🍆 has been added to the chat....]

Chewy🎭
WHAT?!!?!!!?!!??? NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!!!!

T-Wolff🍆
WhAt'S uP bITcHEs?!?

Chewy🎭
TyLEr GEt OuT!!!

T-Wolff🍆
nO

Chewy🎭
tYLER

Chewy🎭
GTFO!!!!

T-Wolff🍆
no

T-Wolff🍆
OW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Katana✨
What did she do?

T-Wolff🍆
shE ThRew HeR tIMs aT mE!!!.

💯Miller💯
XD!! DID SHE REALLY THROW HER SHOES?!?

T-Wolff🍆
YES!!

Chewy🎭
(how I express my love. :) ) iF YOU DON'T GET OUT I'LL THROW THE CAT NEXT.

T-Wolff🍆
wHAT DID SCOOT EVER DO TO YOU?!

Ali-Pie💞
Wow!!

Chewy🎭
jUST GET OUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!!!!

T-Wolff🍆
Holy fuck!!! Did you just hiss at me?!!??!!?

Chewy🎭
GET OUT. SCOOT HAS HIS CLAWS OUT NOW.

T-Wolff🍆
ABUSE!!!

[T-Wolff🍆 has left the chat....]

Dan-Man👔
Wtf just happened?

Eddie🚂
I dunno but I am fucking scared.

Ali-Pie💞
Language.

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