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Chewy 🍺
EdwARd

Eddie👍
Yes, love?

Chewy🍺
i LoVe yOUuUUUu

Eddie👍
Are you drunk??

Chewy🍺
Lolz!!! NOooOOO

Eddie👍
Ok... Well are you feeling okay?

Chewy🍺
IM TwELVe tEqUILaS iN!!! I FeEL FANTASTIC!!!!

Chewy🍺
HoLY mAcaROnI....

Eddie👍
What?

Chewy🍺
thERE'S A UNiCorN In dA RoOM!!

Chewy🍺
This is Daisy (AKA Flower), I'm taking over her phone for a bit, she's drunk. Excuse her if she says anything stupid.

Eddie👍
Oh... Ok...

Chewy🍺
yO WaSSup BItCheS?!??!!?!

Eddie👍
Smitty, you're drunk.

Chewy🍺
LIeS!!!

Eddie👍
You're drunk. Go get some rest

Chewy🍺
But i'm not tireddd!!!!

Eddie👍
You will be in the morning.

Eddie👍
Shawn, go to sleep.

Eddie👍
We'll talk when you wake up.

Chewy🍺
Promise??

Eddie👍
Promise.

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