Text Me || Eddie Redmayne

00:20

Eddie🚂
Hello, Smittyyyyyyyy

Chewy🎭
Howdy, Mr. Fancehhhhhhhh

Eddie🚂
How's your day so farrrrrrrrr?

Chewy🎭
It's greattttttttttt

Chewy🎭
How is yoursssssssss?

Eddie🚂
It just got better coz i'm talking to youuuuuuuu

Chewy🎭
Mr. Fancehhhhhhhh?

Eddie🚂
Yes Sithhhhhhhhhh?

Chewy🎭
Why are we talking like thisssssssss?

Eddie🚂
Why nottttttttt?

Eddie🚂
Actually let's stop, my fingers are getting tired.

Chewy🎭
Smh, weak

Eddie🚂
Leave me alone bully!!!

Chewy🎭
Nuu! Aye dan't  fookin gut anithyn' batter ta du!!

Eddie🚂
You're mean. I'mma tell my mummy on you. >:T

Chewy🎭
If you do I'mma beat you up and take your lunch money. >:P

Eddie🚂
ABUSE!!!

[Read 4:20 p.m.]

Eddie🚂
Sith??

[Delivered]

Chewy🎭
SORRY I DIDN’T ANSWER!!!

Eddie🚂
It's fine, okay!! Da Lolz, what happened?

Chewy🎭
You took my wallet, so I had to chase after You to get it!!

Chewy🎭
I love You and all but GOD!!!

Chewy🎭
WHY MUST YOU EMBARRASS​ ME SO?!?!?!!!?!!!??

Eddie🚂
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR WALLET!!

Chewy🎭
I know I didn't take my wallet! You did.

Eddie🚂
No I didn't.

Chewy🎭
I know!!!! You did

Chewy🎭
AAAAAAANNND—I just remembered I never told you my dogs' names. I'm so stupid, I got you confused didn't I?

Chewy🎭
Okay, I had two dogs. But she died a year ago and now I only have one and he really likes to take my wallet.

Eddie🚂
Oh...

Eddie🚂
WHAT'S HIS AGE? WHAT BREED IS HE??

Chewy🎭
Oml, Eddie you're too precious.

Eddie🚂
I love dogs!!! Now answer my questions!!!!

Chewy🎭
His name is You. He's five years old, and I think he’s a German Shepherd mix.

Eddie🚂
What 'bout the other one?

Chewy🎭
My other dog was named I, she died when she was fourteen years and she was a white Pomeranian.

Eddie🚂
Aww, :(. I bet she was a good dog....

Chewy🎭
She was.... :'(

Eddie🚂
But hey! You sounds adorable! Just like you...

Chewy🎭
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Eddie🚂
:D I wanna meet him.

Eddie🚂
Just like I wanna meet you.

Chewy🎭
I wanna meet you​ too, Mr. Fanceh.