Meme Wars Episode II : Attack of the Senate

DARTH VADER TRIGGERED

1 Obi-Wan

It's not important who left who to die on the volcano........let's just stay focused on the roast.

It's going to be an Up-Hill-Battle. Oops.........Freezing..........it's just a friendly burns..........f**k.........sorry! Sorry........(I was going to do a death Padmè joke........but I want to maintain the high ground!)

And that would be going to mustafar. So I will roast my honoring Darth Vader............

"Ahh! Ahh! My legs are on fire! How is that can even happen Ahhhhh"

2 Young Anakin

You might think I'm lame, but from my point of view, I'm totally sick. (Seriously you guys think I sucked. You guys.)

I'm a grown man now. You hear that Obi-Wan? I've got the high ground now. Me, you d**k! I turn you into a laundry, and I didn't even picked it up!

As before all the Jedis are gone I used to do all the flips and jumps.......Luke, one question. Do you even flip bro?

Feat. Yoda

Jokes, I would tell. Sometimes, when pun lines come, sucked up before, it does. S**t.

Barely understand myself, I do. Knock-knock jokes; impossible, they are.

Do or do not, there is no try. Unless the nerds defending the prequels you are. Then try all the time, you do.

1 Darth Vader

Luke, are you sure you're not poking your sister? That Kylo Ren of her seems like he's missing a midichorian or two.

I suppose I can only blame myself for your taste in men. But still, you married a space pilot. If you really want to get back at me you can just put sand in my suit.

I don't like sand.........it's coarse, rough, irritating...........

(Young Anakin : and it gets everywhere.)

Shut up, young me! You have failed me for the last time!

The sand is exactly why I watched Star Trek........live long and prosper nerdz!!!