"That is a lot of icing.." Buddy looked at me with a look of slight worry. "I dummo wha you meam" my voice was muffled by the mouthful of icing I had just licked off the spoon. Cravings are weird and they suck, I however love icing either way and apparently my kids do too. Snorting and rolling his eyes he took the container from me, "No more, I don't need you getting sick." I gave him a glare and tried to take it back, momentarily forgetting about my basketball sized belly, I remembered rather quickly though as I lost my balance. Being mated to a vampire has its advantages, such as lightning fast reflexes from him, among.. other things.. If you get what I mean.
"Now see, you just had to be grabby and almost busted your ass" He straightened me up and put the icing ontop of the fridge knowing I wouldn't be able to reach it. "Buddy I swear to Hazera if you dont gimme my icing I will pluck your eyes out with a pickle grabber and feed them to the gold fish." I pointed to the gold fish with a glare at him. He bit his lip trying, and failing miserably might I add, to hide his smile. "Dear," I looked at him with a glare. "Buddy.." I said with a warning tone. He just gave a shit eating grin, "You're about as intimidating as a, well our, retarded gold fish." In retaliation I bit him, rather hard. Well you only live once right? Besides, he deserved it. He even had the NERVE to laugh!
Star: You bet your sweet cheeks I made his sorry butt sleep on the floor that night!
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My husband? Oh he's a mafia boss
RomantizmMy name is Star Daniels, to some I am known as the "Mafia Queen". To others I am known as Mom.((AN; This is set in San Fransisco, USA))
