IT PREFERENCES 2

MODERN DAY COLLEGE HEADCANONS

BILL
-the poetic, artsy boy
-all the girls have crushes on him, and some boys too
-the mom at parties
-always shows up to class 15 minutes early
-straight As
-his dorm is a mess

EDDIE
-his mom wouldn't let him leave home, so he has to drive to college and back home since he doesn't have a dorm
-always gets dragged to partys
-is wild as FUCK
-gets ok grades
-the nerdy, shy dude who no one expects can be a parry animal, until they see him drunk
-worries about classes 24/7

RICHIE
-and you thought Bill's dorm was bad
-an actual pigsty
-throws the wildest partys
-really popular
-always ends up doing something crazy (like snorting cocaine off some dudes dick)
-the schools weed dealer
-somehow gets straight As???
-rarely ever in class

STAN
-has way to many majors
-always on his computer, working on homework
-shares a dorm with Richie and fucking hates it
-his side of the room is perfectly neat, while Richies side looks like a dumpster
-says he hates Richies party's but somehow always ends up buzzed
-the cynical gay ™
-dresses like an art student, but isnt

MIKE
-school spirit!1!1
-probably a cheerleader
-everyone is his friend
-low key teachers favorite student
-shares a dorm with Ben, and their dorm is so fucking NICE that shit looks like something out of an Ikea catalog 
-sneaks his dog onto campus and into his dorm
-leads a study group, and BSU
-a sweetheart

BEN
-spends all his time in the library
-joins the male acapella group
-thinks everyone hates him, but they all think he's a total ray of sunshine
-brings his friends coffee
-always has painkillers, water, and sunglasses for when they're hungover
-him? Go to a party? Never 👎
-stays up all night doing homework
-in really advanced classes

BEVERLY
-that one butch lesbian every college seems to have
-flirts with all the girls lowkey
-so popular
-doesn't get the best grades because shes usually out partying or stopping Richie from getting himself killed
-she's got her own dorm and its almost as bad as Richies
-has about ten bongs lying around
-the one who brings Molly to the partys
-pranks everyone with Richie

HENRY
-ha
-you
-think
-he'd
-actually
-go
-to
-college?

VICTOR
-a shit student in every class but the one that matters
-throws way to many partys
-typical douchebag fratboy
-hazes the freshman
-thinks he's the shit but he's only a second year
-teachers hate him
-flirts with the hot teachers
-gets kicked out of his classes