A/N- the title has nothing to do with the chapter... I think. Idk I hate Jake Paul.
Travis's POV
I awake and feel something hard pressed against me, I don't think much of it so it's ignored for a while until I felt something else on my head. I open my eyes and get the shock of my life. There's a piñata right next to me... what did I do last night and where the fuck is Zane? I better not have had sex with this damn piñata. I reach for the top of my head to see what's up and I feel a hat... a shark hat. Okay where did I get all of this stuff, the door on jiggles and I see my now husband step in with a smile on his face.
Zane's POV
"W-what happened?" I ask looking at the props I managed to find.
"You kicked me out and made me sleep in the guest room last night. Turns out you liked that piñata more than you do me"
FLASHBACK
Am I in good condition to take care of him? I mean I'm a bit tipsy since I can actually control myself.
"ITS THE TRANSFORMERS" Travis screams as he puts the tiny tricycles together... I don't even know why there here, then again I didn't question the piñata. Everyone else is starting to leave so we should too. As we walked back to the car so our driver could take us home Travis has been holding the piñata in his hand non-stop. We get in the car and I tell the driver our address and he drives off, Travis is making plane noises as he sees a plane flying past. After it's gone from his view he calms down and lays his head on my shoulders and grabs my hand, finally. He stays silent and still for about 30 minutes but lifts his head up as soon as he spots something blue and fuzzy in the back pocket of the cars. He pulls it out and it's a shark... hat... this is just a weird day, only 10 minutes to go. He aw's and puts it on squealing like a pig.
"What's the story behind that?" I ask the driver genuinely curious.
"I have a son who likes to bring random stuff into my car, I must of left it there by accident" that would explain it... fancy car my ass.
"Okay Travis get that thing off of your head"
"It's good if he keeps it, my son won't miss it, plus I want that thing gone from my life, he won't stop wearing it" says the driver almost getting to our home. Travis puts it on and starts pestering me, finally we get home and walk inside. I grab the keys and open it, nothing fancy was done and I like it that way. I close the door behind me and I Travis turns me around then slams my back against the door connecting our lips, so aggressive... he was getting right to the point by starting to unbuckle his pants. I try helping him but he refuses... bitch. We pull away and he catches his breath and successfully takes his pants off, I a swift motion I take my tie off and wrap it around his head to use later for... things... I go to his neck kissing from his mouth to his jawline then to his neck where I can locate his sweet spot but once I do he whimpers instead of moaning.
"What's wrong?" I ask a bit out of breath.
"Adrian feels left out..." he points at the piñata who is on the floor facing us... a bit weird.
"You already named it? Travis it's a fucking piñata"
"Nooooo they are so much more than that!"
"Ugh, it's either me or the piñata, who would it be" before I knew it he grabbed Adrian and scurried up to our bedroom.
"ME AND ADRAIN ARE GOING TO HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT WITHOUT YOU! NOW YOU CAN SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE LEFT OUT!"
And that's my cue to sleep in the guest bedroom... again. I roll my eyes and pick up our clothing that was scattered around the floor, folding it and then placing it on the couch... he better not be fucking the piñata... but that would be entertaining to see. How would one even have sex with a piñata? I clear those thoughts out of my head and go check up on him, he's sleeping with Adrain... and the shark hat, this is not how most wedding nights go but it could be worse so we Gucci. I slowly creep into the room to Travis's side of the bed and give him a kiss on the cheek and quickly scurry away. I sigh and head into the guest bedroom where I get fully naked and sleep.
FLASHBACK OVER BOI
"Where the fuck did I even get this thing?" He points at the shark hat.
"Long story, anyways I made breakfast so come downstairs" he shrugs and walks down with me, I fucking woke up early in the morning for this so he better appreciate it or I'm punching him right in his beautiful face. He sees the couch filled with pillows and fuzzy blankets with food scattered on the coffee table and he smiles. We spent the morning eating and watching Steven universe.
"How long are they going to air this before they go back to that shitty show"
"It's everyday" I respond.
"Bro?"
"Go jump off a cliff you failed abortion"
"I love you too~" he leans over and pecks my lips, I regret all my life decisions. That small peck turning into a make out session, and that make out session turning into, yeah. After all of that we went back to our normal lives, Travis wants to go to a honeymoon out of the country but I refuse since I'm a lazy piece of shit. Plus we just got back from starlight not to long ago... not ready to fucking go somewhere else again.
Honeymoon or not? I can't decide.
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