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Chapter 79- Sir bearington (really weird chapter)

A/N- This turned into a weird chapter, you have been warned. It's shorter than us usual so sorry.

Zane's POV

I hear Travis let out a bloodcurdling scream, it sound like he's being killed... good.

"So what are you going to name her hot topic?" Katelyn says leaning in to pet her.

"Tami?"

"No that sucks"

"Erin?"

"No we already got Aaron"

"Alana?"

"No..."

"Sushi?"

"ZANE CAN WE NAME HER SEBASTIAN?!" Travis screamed from upstairs.

"NO THE KITTEN IS A FUCKING GIRL"

"WHO GIVES A SHIT!"

"WHY DID YOU EVEN SURPRISE ME WITH A CAT?!"

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!"

"WELL I LOVE YOU TOO"

"Relationship goals" Katelyn says taking sushi away from me.

"ZANE I NEED YOUR HELP KILLING SOMEONE!" Travis screams again sounding angry. I roll my eyes and hand sushi to Katelyn, I walk upstairs and I see Travis on his knees where sir bearington was.

"Aphmau kidnapped him..." Travis said in a low voice, he sounds traumatized.

"So what do you want me to do?"

"I don't know! Something evil? We have to get revenge for sir bearington!"

"I hated sir bearington anyways"

"Well I love him! If he annoys you so much why'd you even buy him in the first place!"

"Looks let's no argue... if you want me to kill someone for you I will"

"Great! Let's go visit Aphmau!" Travis stands up and walks downstairs, I grab a bat from the closet and take it with me.

"Bye Katelyn, well see you in a bit, we just have to take care of... something" Travis says walking out the door completely disregarding the fact that I have a bat. We walk over to Aphmau's house and I hide the bat behind my back waiting for someone to open the door. Aaron is luckily the one to open it and when he sees us his face goes from happy to worried.

"Oh... I'm guessing your looking for Aphm-"

"STEP ASIDE, IM GOING TO KILL YOUR WIFE FOR MY HUSBAND!" I yell barging in.

"ZANE NO!" Aaron yells grabbing onto my arm, I manage to shake him off.

"BACK OFF, I GOT THE POWER OF IRENE AND ANIME ON MY SIDE, AHHHHHH" I run upstairs into there room and spot Aphmau with sir bearington. Travis soon runs after me, he gasps as he sees her cuddling with his bear, he had a water gun in his hand and pointed it towards her.

"I SEE YOU HANGING OUT WITH SIR BEARINGTON!" He yells.

"TRAVIS ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!"

"I WONT HESITATE BITCH!"

"TRAVIS, ZANE, NOOOOOOOO" we hear Aaron running up the stairs, I close the door and lock it, he bangs continuously cursing us out.

"HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET OUT OF THOSE ROPES?!" Travis yells through the door.

"YOU'VE BOTH GONE INSANE!"

"THE ONLY PERSON IVE GONE INSANE FOR IS ZANE!" Travis yells back as he dabs.

"APHMAU YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO TELL ME WHY YOU TOOK SIR BEARINGTON!"

"I-I took him because... because..."

"No good explanation huh?! Zane, do your thing"

"Gladly--"

"NO NOT GLADLY! ZANE AND TRAVIS YOU BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN" Jeez Aaron needs to calm down...

"Since when are you Garroth?!" I say holding the bat firmly in my hands.

"Since today!" Aaron breaks down the door and tackles Travis to the ground.

"SCREEEEEE" Travis makes a weird noise as I step away from them.

"IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME!" Travis continues to yell and struggle as I roll my eyes, the adrenaline left me.

"Aaron let him go, we won't hurt Aphmau, we'll just take the bear home"

"NO BUT I LOVE HIM!" Aphmau starts wining. Travis is going to get triggered...

"BUT I LOVE HIM MORE! ZANE DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE BEAR! HE GAVE IT TO ME!" Travis yanks the bear out of her hands and runs off almost tripping in the process. I roll my eyes against and shrug at Aaron.

"Sorry for that, the adrenaline and excitement left me at the last minute" I leave and run back home. Travis was in the living room snuggling with the bear while Katelyn was playing with sushi.

"Come here girl!"Travis says clicking his tongue.

"She ain't a dog, her name is Sushi"

"Sushi? Sushi reminds me of fish and I hate fish..."

"Yeah but your face reminds me of a rat and I hate rats"

"Damn Zane... getting salty like always"

"Okay I don't need you two fighting in front of me, Ima just go" before Katelyn goes she's steals one of my cookies and leaves. I watch her walk out the door and Travis slaps my ass like usual.

"Damn Zane have you been working out again?" He says still staring at my ass like the pervert he is.

"Actually yes, you should really get to it too"

"Hey I love my stomach thank you very much!" He lifts up his shirt and pokes at his tummy. He's gained weight since I've been with him, mostly due to me stuffing his face with sweets, he's lucky he has me.

"Nice rolls"

"BITCH IM THICC AND YOU KNOW IT. You can't be this thicc and have a flat stomach, fight me Zane" he isn't wrong, he's really curvy for a guy, then again I'm also curvy... not as curvy as him though. I grab onto his waist and pull him closer.

"Baby I know, I love your curves"

"Good cause if you didn't I'd file for a divorce and find someone can appreciate my thickness"

"Yeah then I'd go marry Gene--"

"Anyone but him" he interrupted, I chuckle as we go upstairs to do... things.

"Zane~" Travis whispers in my ear as he sits on my lap.

"Yes?"

"ITS FANFICS TIME! WERE READING BLUE LEADER!" (If your into eddsworld and Tomtord this is a great book to read) we always do these fan fiction nights where we always end up crying cause these fanfic are to good. I kiss his forehead as he starts reading the first chapter, then we correlate until we get to the end and we're both in tears.

"Z-Zane I thought you said your heart was ice cold!" Travis says wiping his tears away.

"This book just melted the ice off my heart" I sniffle. After that small session we move onto other things which involved our Tv being smashed... long story.