The New Dangerous Life (Vanlirious/H2oVanoss)

Chapter 4

Evan's P.O.V.

I slowly opened my eyes. Squinting due to the sun shining. I try to sit up but instead I just got pulled back down. I squealed in surprise and heard a tired chuckled come from behind me.

I turn my head and saw Jonathan beside me, eyes still closed but he still has a smile set upon his face. Jonathan slowly opened his eyes and pulled me closer to him. "

"What are you doing!?" I squealed. "Im tired and I'm fucking cold so I'm usin you as a blanket so deal with it." Jonathan mumbled tiredly into my shoulder.

Sadly, I still couldn't see his face. "You could just pull up the blanket.. asshole.." I mumbled the last part. "Baby boy, what did you just call me?" Jonathan asks, his voice low from sleep.

God his sleepy voice is so fuckin sexy. I really need to stop. "Called you an asshole, asshole." I said louder with a smile and quickly got up before he could do anything and ran to the bathroom.

Locking myself inside laughing. "Oh baby boyyyy~~ come out, come out were ever you are~~ you called me an asshole, you need a punishment~~" Jonathan cooed. "No! I dont need a punishment Fucker!" I laughed out.

I soon heard banging against the door. I quietly put myself in the tub and tried to hide incase he got in. "Evannn~~ I know your in thereee~~ you can run but you cant hidee~" Jonathan cooed. Jonathan was able to open the door, but locked it as he got in.

I squealed loudly. "NOOOOOO! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! I DIDNT MEAN TO CURSE! DADDY IM SORRY! DADDY PLEASE DONT HURT ME!" I laughed after I realized what I had just called Jonathan.

Jonathan smirked. I realized how close Jonathan was. I then smirked thinking of an evil plan since I'm fuckin short as hell. "How tall are you daddy?" I asked using the pet name, looking up at him.

Jonathan laughed a bit. "6'5-6'7 maybe. Why babyboy?" Jonathan laughed as he saw my face turn into horror. "Why are you so tall!? Im only 5'6 you meanie!" I yelled and crawled under his feet, and ran as fast as I could.

I ran downstairs and out of the house, limping a little bit because of the wound I caused myself to have yesterday. I wasn't even able to get to my drive way with out my feet being off the ground. Jonathan and I laughed.

Jonathan was holding me bridal style and took me to the couch. Cradeling me like an actual baby. "I may be short! But I aint that short to actually be cradeled! Meanie." I whined. Jon laughed. "for me, you kinda are." jon told me. I whined even more.

After a few minutes of bickering, we heard the knocking on the door. "stay here Evan, I'll answer it." Jon whispered to me. I nodded. "Okay, but becareful." I whispered back, pretending that I was still scared from yesterday's 'attack.' Jon nodded and answered the door. I heard people talking for a minute or two. Then multiple footsteps coming into the Living room.

I look to see who it was only to be tackled by Lui and Craig. "WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!" Lui and Craig both yelled, crying a little. I winced in pain because of the wounds which were healing fairly well.

I chuckled a little bit. "why though? We literally just met yesterday." I asked. "Because! 1. You caught someone's interest that is in the group, and 2. You are like our baby brother now!! You are our friend too! So deal with it fucktard!" Tyler yelled out, wheezing afterwards.

I smiled softly. Hm. I wonder who I attracted. Oh well. "I have a question, do any of you have anything to do later?" I asked. they all shook their heads no. "Cool! Maybe y'all can stay the night over at my house? I have enough bedrooms. Even tho y'all gonna have to share with one person."

"SLEEP OVERRRRR" Lui yelled. Everyone then agreed and went home to get their stuff. Few minutes later, I was invited to a group call, so I answered. "You literally just left my house. Why are you calling?" I laughed.