1. Yo mamma so fat when she went to the store the lady the cashier said that would be 100 pounds of fat
2. Yo mamma so fat she couldnt fit in a pool
3. Yo mamma so fat when she went to get surgey the doctor said do you want to have surgry outside
4. Yo mamma so fat when she went to the beach all the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY"
5. Yo mamma so fat when her beeper went of people that she was backing up
6. Yo mamma so fat people jog around her for excrise
7. Yo mamma so fat she eats wheat thicks
8.Yo mamma so fat her splash attack does damage
9.Yo mamma so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
10. Yo mamma so fat her nickname is " Lardo"
