Is this real life?

Thank you for last night ;)

Me: 

I heard that you're sick?

Papi: 

Yes, I am :( 

Me: 

You poor thing 

Papi: 

Yeah it sucks balls, now we can't kiss 

Me: 

Yeah, the bitch mocked me and said that we certainly must have had a good night, since both of us are sick... oh no what a shame;)

Papi: 

I will never forget that night :* it is! 

Me: 

Oh so that you won't? ;) did you drug me, because I don't remember a thing? ;)