Superman:
It's true!
Me:
I'll have to see it before I believe it
Superman:
What confidence you have in me
The size of your butt! -.-
Me:
Boys are liars and you know it :'D
Yeah, because you know exactly how large my butt is!
Superman:
Pff! generalization! Name a day and I'll show you that it's true! & yes I do, roughly.
Me:
When there's two thursdays on one week?
Superman:
You fucking brat :'D

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SaggisticaReal life text and conversation between me and my idiotic friends.