The size of your bum!

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Superman:

It's true! 

Me

I'll have to see it before I believe it

Superman:

What confidence you have in me 

The size of your butt! -.- 

Me: 

Boys are liars and you know it :'D 

Yeah, because you know exactly how large my butt is! 

Superman:

Pff! generalization! Name a day and I'll show you that it's true! & yes I do, roughly. 

Me

When there's two thursdays on one week?

Superman: 

You fucking brat :'D 

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