Is this real life?

Introduction

Names: 

Papi: Old coworker, good friend, feelings are one sided. 22 years old. Easily get's angry like a little girl. Totally a softie.

Main bitch: best friend, old coworker, 21 years old. A fucking pervert. She used to be hella shy, but then met me... guess I broke her, because she is actually a crazy bitch now. 

Oldie: Oldest best friend meaning we've known each other since middle school, 22 years old (girl) really really good friends, but a lot more serious towards each other, compared to my other friendships. We met around 5-6 times a year, over a glass of wine. 

Superman: Been texting for 10 years, never met each other, 23 years old. We love each other very much, and often call each other pet names and such. 10 years is a long time, and we spend the first 9 years never getting into arguments, this has changed. And we are some sulky ass bitches now. But our relationship is still inhumanly strong.