Is this real life?

I'm dying! - Shut up ..

Main bitch:

Anna! I'm so nervous! 

Me:

It's going to be fine.. It's just a tattoo, and it's you second one! 

Main bitch: 

I'm going to die.. so love you <3 

Me: 

Do you wanna talk about the tattoo on my ribs? no ok.. then shut the hell up :'D 

Main bitch:

You will get the apartment and my car, but the money needs to go to the children in Uganda 

Me: 

Forget it... they can get the car 

Main bitch: 

Then you want the money?

Me: 

Duh? 

Main bitch: 

Dear god...