How are you not getting fat?

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Me:

Yeah I'll say today is ending on a pretty good note.

'inserts 2 pictures full plate of food and a big s'mores' 

Superman: 

How are you not getting fat?

Me: 

What? It sounds like it's been too long since you had a half naked picture of me. What's the last one you got?

Superman: 

Black & White 

Me

Oh that one.. yup, don't believe that. 

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