Is this real life?

Are you a monkey?

Superman: 

Do you know any good book cases? 

Me: 

Yeah, I have this one (link send)

Superman: 

Is that actually stable enough? 

Me: 

Are you going to swing yourself around in it? 

Superman: 

and what if I am? one have different desires 

Me: 

Then no.. and you're taller than the bookcase anyway, so it won't actually be fun will it?