Is this real life?

Sexy leftovers

Main bitch:

Whyyyy am I so lonely... why are boys literal shit! why! I need sex, Anna.

Me: 

I told you already. I can gladly give you the numbers of my leftovers?

Main bitch:

They're used..

Me: 

But still, useful ;) 

Main bitch:

True... but they've already chosen you before, which means they will never choose me, you are far far prettier!

Me: 

Oh shut the fuck up! It's just sex, and I'm am not!