Son:Mom, can you tell me something?
Mom : Of course, honey.
Son : How much do you love me?
Mom: Awww...why do you ask so?You are the most amazing thing that ever happened to us.
Son : Can you tell me how I was born?
Mom : That's a tough one. I'll give you a puzzle.
Son : Alright then.
Mom: Twinkle twinkle little star , me and your dad went to a bar, he bought me one and he bought me two, I got drunk and ended up with you.
Son: So, are you telling me it was an accidental???
Mom: Ding ding ding...we have a winner.Come back home real soon.
Son: (CRAP)😔😔😔😔😔
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Humor"CRAZY,FUN AND STUPID JOKES". Laugh all you want . Bcoz laughter is the best medicine for all your problems.
