beginnings, alarms, & no makeup whatsoever

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That moment when the description and cover seems awesome, then you click it and the story is like:

(ps I apologize for this annoyance in advance)

"Hi my name is Nyan swagggg pinkgirly cupcake Angelface(What is up with the weird names?? I exaggerate it here but still). I have unicorn-colored hair, piercing(that word is soooo overdone) whatever color eyes, and a rainbow as my brother. Omg my parents are sooo annoying like lay off mom and dad.

*RING RING RING*

Oh that's just my (needless description) alarm clock

(NO I THOUGHT IT WAS AN OLD TELEPHONE!!! ty for clearing that up girly)

Hmmmm what should I wear to school?

I settle on an extremely pointlessly descriptive blue shirt with leggings that are in ALLL fanfics but yolo lol and combat boots (non-important link).

*cue extremely long and boring morning hair routine*

and whoops time for school!"

and that's the FIRST chapter.

:/

just-, no.

And then there's the whole makeup stuff.

"She applied light makeup.

(FOUR HOURS LATER) <<<<PS that happens in some fanfics too lol

*in the process of applying all Maybeline products to face*

I hate makeup ewwww lol"

haha thanks for reading

-Jessie

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