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That moment when the description and cover seems awesome, then you click it and the story is like:
(ps I apologize for this annoyance in advance)
"Hi my name is Nyan swagggg pinkgirly cupcake Angelface(What is up with the weird names?? I exaggerate it here but still). I have unicorn-colored hair, piercing(that word is soooo overdone) whatever color eyes, and a rainbow as my brother. Omg my parents are sooo annoying like lay off mom and dad.
*RING RING RING*
Oh that's just my (needless description) alarm clock
(NO I THOUGHT IT WAS AN OLD TELEPHONE!!! ty for clearing that up girly)
Hmmmm what should I wear to school?
I settle on an extremely pointlessly descriptive blue shirt with leggings that are in ALLL fanfics but yolo lol and combat boots (non-important link).
*cue extremely long and boring morning hair routine*
and whoops time for school!"
and that's the FIRST chapter.
:/
just-, no.
And then there's the whole makeup stuff.
"She applied light makeup.
(FOUR HOURS LATER) <<<<PS that happens in some fanfics too lol
*in the process of applying all Maybeline products to face*
I hate makeup ewwww lol"
haha thanks for reading
-Jessie
YOU ARE READING
Typical FanFic Moments
Humornote: please don't be offended as some of these apply to myself, I saw them on tumblr and, well, HERE, and face palmed lol xD... then I came up with some others.