part seven
dedicated to ItsOnlyNora because she read this and I saw it lol
Okay for ONE THING when people are enemies on the show or book or movie or whatever it is you're reading, they are most likely MORTAL NEMESISES(?)
Like Jade and Tori either wanna fudging kill each other or..
it's a love-hate thing and they wanna fight, then either makeout or do nasty things.
like WHAT is wrong with this generation?!
Here is an example: (lemme know if you like examples or if they suck lol)
Tori glares at Jade. "YOU GANK GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!" (dang Tori calm yourself...)
Jade sneers(overdone word btw). "haha NO. I'm gonna stay here and bother you."
"Why are you so mean?!"
"You just called me a gank and think I'M mean? Kay then wannabe popstar."
Tori smirks. "Did you come up with that one by yourself gothic nightmare?"
"NO YOU DIDN'T"
"Oh yes I did!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jade screams, tackling Tori.
"Oh sn-ap." Trina enters, looking at her face in her mirror. (because she's self-centered duhhhhh) "Guys! Stop doing that!"
After a few minutes Trina gives up and leaves to get her nails done because she wants to be fabulous.
The two MORTAL ENEMIES FOR LIFE (MEFL... I just came up with a new term! :D) are still at it, punching each other until Tori kisses her. (SHOCKER...)
*cue pointlessly descriptive makeout session/ 2nd base + scenes if you are reading m-rated... this is probably only so descriptive because horny pedos and/or creeps read these... well this makes everything uncomfortable*
THE END
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Horrible, is it not?
Trust me, it is.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU ASK?!
...Let's just say when you don't know what a letter rating means- DO NOT CLICK ITS STORY.
Poor me was scarred for life.
Tmi?
sorry lol
WELL anyways, hope you enjoyed this part.
And THANK you for reading (especially ItsOnlyNora)
PS Been watching a lot of Shane Dawson YouTube vids, can ya tell? xD
Bye!
-Jessie
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Typical FanFic Moments
Humornote: please don't be offended as some of these apply to myself, I saw them on tumblr and, well, HERE, and face palmed lol xD... then I came up with some others.
