What Guys Say Vs. What Guys WANT To Say

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Let me say something before we start
Some people have been offended of this , this Book is a freaking joke just to make people laugh not all guys think this way not all of is true JUST TO MAKE U LAUGH SO IF U DON'T LIKE IT PLEASE DON'T READ!!!!! K? Kk. Now lets start.

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Gf: babe me and my friend did this today and she bought a new cute dog that's so adorable wanna see a pic? Her brother died and her mom got married and blah blah blah

What We Say:
Oh nice babe uh huh yeah cute....

What we WANT To Say:
WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO GIVE HER GOLD MEDEL ???? I DO NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS WHY THE HELL WOULD I CARE I AIN'T INTERESTED IN UR STORIES SERIOUSLY ONLY IF UR FRIEND IS HOT THEN YEAH IT'S OKAY OTHER THEN THAT DAMN GO FIND SOMEONE ELESE TO TELL THESE TOO

- Seth