So this isn't supposed to be a daily thing, but oh well... crap happens with this idiot EVERY DAY.
11:30 am:
So my parents left for church today, like 40 minutes ago, and I'm babysitting my sister's dog:
She's a corgi. Her name is Nova. Anyway, whenever we throw a ball for her, (small tennis ball) it goes in a launcher that launches it 10 feet, 20 feet, up to 30 feet setting:
So anyway, every time she goes and chases it down the hall, the rug gets moved:
It moves on the door:
It "flaps" up onto the door, preventing people to get in, and when Veronica came in, she like made the rug flip backwards (where you could see the underneath) and just walked in and said "Hi". Like bruh. Really? You don't even attempt to fix it?? So I eventually fixed it but I'm like bruh. You [she] are stupid.
12:58 pm:
Ha! She left her car lights on... I just told her because a neighbor told me.
1:00 pm:
Ok, NOW she goes and turns them off.
1:13 pm:
So I'm doing my dish, because I don't want to just put it in the sink, and as I'm washing off my spoon, I put it in the dishwasher. And as always, I check the dishes to see if they are dirty, because of course, small minded people, Or should I say "person"... [and] there was DIRTY FORKS!! I swear, if only I could cuss right now... (I'm trying to make this a PG/G book to read...) Well guys! Apparently this is gonna be a daily thing!
1:15 pm:
Ok I just got done cleaning all of the silverware no matter if it was already clean or not, thank god. I'm eating some wild berry skittles right now. Hopefully this ends here, I don't want any more idiotic drama [no pun intended, seriously] from this idiot.
Well, it does actually end here.
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My Idiot Roommate
HumorThis is about my idiot roommate, Veronica who literally can't do anything right in life, and frankly, she REALLY ticks me off; way over the limit. (I publish every time something happens, yet I publish at the end of the day, just so I'm not describi...