unknown: allison, sweetie, if you keep taking my curling iron you won't have anymore hair to curl.
malia: woah woah woah a little feisty there are't we?
unknown: allison! this isn't funny, you know i have a date tonight!
malia: ooh who's this date we're talking about?
unknown: you know who she- this isn't allison is it?
malia: nope, probably should of figured that out a while ago.
unknown: ugh, this is just what i needed right now. my date is going to be here soon to pick me up, i don't have my curling iron and i'm also talking to a random stranger online.
malia: if it helps my name is malia, i'm 16 and i live in canada. oh and i also like deer.
unknown: i didn't ask for your life story.
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Fanfiction‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾malydia "SWEETHEART, PUT AWAY THE CLAWS." in which lydia accidentally texts malia while trying to text allison. social media au lowercase intended [DISCONTINUED] [REWRITING INTO A NEW BOOK]
