SIX PACK

I love my six pack so much
I protect it with a layer of fat;)
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PEOPLE ARE SO UNGRATEFUL
No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them:(
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My diet plan
Make all of my friends
Cupcakes
The fatter they get,
The thinner I look ;)

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