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That movement when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like ,
I've got nothing man!

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I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off
Without going
To jail;)

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games
Until you get shampoo
In your mouth,
Then it just becomes a
Soap Opera

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Don't stress about your
Eyesight failing as
U get older it's natures way
Of protecting you from
Shock as you walk
Past the mirror;)

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nd don't give up on ur dreams

Keep sleeping.....;)

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