I am not insulting you I am describing you

lol

Last year ,I asked santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas......

I woke up in a box:)

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I changed my password every where to
"Incorrect"
That way when I forget it,
It always reminds me ,
"Your password is incorrect"

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I think my iphone is broken .

I pressed the home button

And I am still at work.

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Every time I lose
Weight and
I find it Again in the
Refrigirator

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Our phone fall ,
we panic
Our friend fall,
We laugh.

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