I am not insulting you I am describing you

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A man sitting on the edge of the bed ,watching his wife who was looking at herself in the mirror.Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have
for birthday.

"I would like to be eight again" she replied still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday.He arose early ,nade her a nuce bowl of coco pops,and the took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day!He put her on every ride in the park,the Death slide,the wall of fear,the screaming roller coster everything there was.

Five hours later the staggered out of the theme park .Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.He then took her to Mcdonald's where he ordeted her a happy meal with extrsma fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie ,popcorn,a soda pop and her favourite candy.What a fabulous adventure!finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked  ,"Well dear what was it  like being eight again."

Her eyes suddenly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size,you idiot!!!!!!"

The moral of the story :
Even when a man us listening he is gonna get it wrong.....