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20 dollars per hour

A tired man came home late from his hard day of work.His 5year son was waiting for him at the door.

Son-Dad may I ask you a question?

Dad-Ya

Son- Dad,How much do you make an hour?

Dad-That's not your business.

Son-please tell me.

Dad-20 $per hour.

Son-May I borrow $10???

Dad got angry and shouted for the kid to go the bed.The little boy went to the room and shut the door.After sometime dad calmed and went to the kid's room and said-

Dad-Sorry for being so hard on you.Here's your 10$ .

Son smiled-Ooooh thank you so much daddy!

Then the took out some coins that he kept under his pillow ,he counted them and said:

Son-"Dad ,I have 20$now.Can I buy an hour of your time?Please come early tomorrow I would like to have dinner with you".

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