The smart pig

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                                              A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard ,expect it has a wooden leg .The buyer asks ,
"Why the wooden leg?"
                          The farmer replies,"that pig is so smart I let it drive the kids to school"
                          "Great,but why the wooden legs?"

                          "The pig is so smart it has a degree in holticulture and philosophy ."
                          "Amazing! but why the bloody wooden leg ?"
                          "When you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once."